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A text conversation with Daniel

My best friend, Daniel, works for Fox Searchlight, the company that distributed The Descendants, among other films, this year. This conversation began at the conclusion of the Screen Actors Guild Awards, when The Artist won Best Ensemble over The Descendants. Daniel: Aw shucks. Guess Clooney goes home with the consolation prize of Stacey Keibler. CLOOOOOOONEY! Harry: Haha alright it’s...

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True Confession Tuesday

luciwithaneye: Every time I get dressed, I think about how my outfit will serve me in the event of a zombie attack/Cloverfield monster/nuclear apocalypse. Which is why, more often than not, I choose flats over heels. You just never know when you’re going to need to run for your life. The most perfect Tumblr post ever. Sensibility. Zombies. Woody Harrelson GIF.

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anyone else craving a nap?

nmattea: I’m reblogging this just so this GIF can be proliferated to the masses. But yes, N, I need a nap, too.

Jan 31st

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Aaaaaaand an unwanted vendor just pulled the...

Never stops. Never stops…

Jan 31st

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I really wish more vendors would understand I have...

tehvalerie: There’s one in particular who will send me an email with all the information I need and then call immediately after hitting send. Nope, not answering. I feel your pain. Happens to me every day. Every. Day.

Jan 31st

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Sweet Jesus, it's only NOON?

What the hell???

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AP Style Question Crowdsourcing

“fancy schmancy” or “fancy-schmancy” As in: “Go to a fancy-schmancy restaurant.” I’m leaning toward the hyphenation… Anyone have any thoughts?

Jan 31st

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umcanyounot: this blog just writes itself lately. The wife asked me to DVR the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York last night. I may have even DVR’d the penultimate episode, too. For, you know, nuance or something. They’re there waiting for us. Can anyone think of any drinking games we could play with this?

Jan 30th

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sweetteaandbbq asked: I totally agree with the Bad Teacher thing. I saw it in theatre's because Hello Jason Segel AND Justin Timberlake. The entire time I was like "Is this really fucking happening right now? This is the most vulgar thing I have ever seen." I loved JS and JT but I hated everything else. The way she talked to those kids. Just knowing that she talked to them like that even acting made me...

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What the Weekend Was For

This weekend was about being as much of a waste of space as humanly possible without turning into one of those people you see on Maury that need to be removed from their house with the help of a crane. And in this, I was successful. Total amount of hours spent on the couch: At least 10. Probably more. Two-sentence Reviews of Each Movie I Watched This Weekend Bad Teacher: It was awful —...

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I want to blog about my weekend

And I have plenty to talk about, but I’m just too lazy/distracted to do it.

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Jan 27th

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sweetteaandbbq asked: How was the game?!!!

Jan 27th

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Movie-related things I haven't done yet

So most every year I take some time to nerd out hardcore and do the following two things: Make a Top 10 Movies of the Year list Offer up my own little Oscar-like nominations for my favorite films, performances, cinematic achievements, etc. I can’t do either of these things yet because I’ve yet to see the following movies, which I’m led to believe are probably essential to the...

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Hey yous guys!

Ask me some questions for when I get to work! It’ll be fun.

Jan 27th

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sweetteaandbbq asked: So now you know about how big of a poser I am. Haha. Sorry but in cheerleading, we never had to spell out things. Those cheers get me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I know all the other ones tho. Just not the spelling ones.

Jan 26th

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Sometimes I'll be listening to Florence + The...

Everyone else does that, too, right? Right?

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About that N.C. State photo...

So it’s come to my attention that the photo I posted earlier may, in fact, be an OLD vandalism of the UNC-Chapel Hill sign on NC 54. Reference this blog to see the same photo posted on Oct. 20, 2011. Not that you couldn’t backdate a Blogspot post very easily, but, I mean, why would you?

Jan 26th

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On Subway...

I’m beginning to think I need to begin specifying exactly how many spinach leaves or onion slices I want on my sandwich when I go to Subway. Apparently, universally understood conversational measurements such as “a few,” “a little” and “some” connote “lots,” “many” and “a shit-ton,” respectively. Future Subway...

Jan 26th

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